guy:

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

unfriendlyasiangirl:

i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar 

may:

someone: i love you

me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me

yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.

somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!

me externally: aww i love you too!!

marina-diamandis:

remember that 2001 disney channel original movie “luck of the irish” where the kid found out he was a leprechaun and took down the huge potato chip company to get his family’s gold charm heirloom to prevent that evil leprechaun from controlling his family which had the iconic opening scene where he was in his class taking a quiz and didnt feel like doing it so he randomly selected a bunch of answers and turned it in and the teacher was like yo i saw you you kno this class has a no guessing policy these answers are…. correct…….. i apologize… anyways so like today i was in class and i guessed on my entire math multiple choice quiz without even reading the questions and when i got it back i had a hundred AND my mom’s irish so like what i wanna say is i think im a leprechaun destined to destroy capitalism

virtua92:

Girls will deadass sit there and tell you a story that they were 100% the antagonist of lmao

sally-the-glitch:

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